Ask Slender W⊗man

I’m back…
Did you miss me?

Locks don’t work

Locks don’t work

OMFG YOU DARE TOUCH MY FIANCE AND I WILL KILL YOU OMFG I WILL HURT YOU BITCH!!! BRING IT! *grabs her sword* FUCKA!!!

More evidence of my theory.. Humans are most entertaining when they use caps lock.
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you kinda look like a 'whats her face' doll. do you want me to send you some facial stamps? lollll

I have no idea what you’re referring to.
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HI THERE!

…Hello..
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oh I didn't know that Slender woman has a sister!, nice to meet you too!

I don’t.
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Not amused

Not amused

*tries on your suit*

No… Never.
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Where did you get your suit...?

As far as I know, I was born with it. In my earliest memories, I’ve always had it.

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Soon

Soon