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The Origin Files

The Origin Files

62 days until I fully reawaken.
Are you ready?

I’m back…
Did you miss me?

OOC: Sorry to announce that in real life I am moving.. So that’s why I’ve been slacking on posts. I’ll get back up to regular speed when we get moved in and settled. It might take a few weeks though. Love you all <3
You didn't reply to my messages :c

OOC: There’s a lot more people who send mail than you.

dude you should post more actual slender shit. instead of these fucking questions. they just annoy me. also if you're supposed to be a girl grow some hair or something you look like a fucking cancer patient.

OOC: I’ll do whatever the fuck I want with MY blog, thank you. And Slender Man is bald. So what only girls have cancer if they are bald? Do you really think I’m going to add hair to my character and post more “actual slender” shit (whatever that even means?) just because some Tumblr punk told me to… You sir are an idiot.

Locks don&#8217;t work

Locks don’t work

OMFG YOU DARE TOUCH MY FIANCE AND I WILL KILL YOU OMFG I WILL HURT YOU BITCH!!! BRING IT! *grabs her sword* FUCKA!!!

More evidence of my theory.. Humans are most entertaining when they use caps lock.
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I think it's awesome that you are a women. In the horror genre it is far too common for men to have all the fun and play the villain. Kudos. :3

OOC: Thanks! I wanted to do something slightly different. There’s a lot more slender man blogs than female ones :D

you kinda look like a 'whats her face' doll. do you want me to send you some facial stamps? lollll

I have no idea what you’re referring to.
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